Ambivalent About My Marriage To America

By Alan Smithee.

I guess I am ambivalent about America.

In reality.

Does America love me?

I think not.

Do I really care?

Yes I do.

Does America care whether I love her or not?

I don't know.

But sometimes she shows signs of wanting my affection.

Or at least my loyalty.

I don't know.

Doesn't sound like a marriage made in Heaven to me.